First Chapter First Paragraph Tuesday Intros

Here's a new meme from Bibliophile by the Sea. Give us the first paragraph of the first chapter of the book you are currently reading.

I'm still in the midst of reading Something Borrowed.

Here's my FCFP (hehe):

"I was in the fifth grade the first time I thought about turning thirty. My best friend Darcy and I came across a perpetual calendar in the back of the phone book, where you could look up any date of the phone book, where you could look up any date in the future, and by using this little grid determine what the day of the week would be. So we located our birthdays in the following year, mine in May and hers in September. I got Wednesday, a school night. She got a Friday. A small victory, but typical. Darcy was always the lucky one."

Let me if you share some of what you're reading!